From NBC's "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" via Reuters:

"On '60 Minutes' last Sunday night, Bob Woodward suggested the main reason President Bush took the country to war was that he thinks he's on a mission from God; but the problem with that is that's also Osama bin Laden's reason."

The one thing I hate about God is that he is always involving himself in peoples' wars. You'd think he would have learned by now not to butt in!