Just when you thought it was safe to go out alone into the night . . .

Attached is a product of the unhappy marriage of Fundamentalist Christianity and the American Right Wing. Like the marriage of first cousins, you always risk cretinism or worst. This from the Topeka Journal-Constitution letters to the editor:

Thank the liberals

I'd like to take a few minutes to thank you liberals for some of the things you've accomplished for our country.

You're doing your best to destroy any and all religious holidays. Let's see, Christmas is when we celebrate the birth of Christ. Now we're supposed to say, "Happy holidays." We're not supposed to say the words "under God" in our Pledge of Allegiance. It won't be long before the mere mention of God in public could get you arrested.

You undermine our country while we're at war every chance you get, all the while pretending to support our troops. If you support them, then shut up and let them do their jobs.

You can't get your candidates elected. So you've stooped to trying to destroy them in court with trumped up charges.

You murdered Terri Schiavo while her parents were begging for her life. I'm still having trouble with that one.

But the crown jewel of your accomplishments would have to be Roe v. Wade. Since you so courageously won the right to abortions, you've murdered some 43 million babies.

You're so quick to defend a terrorist who wants nothing more than to destroy us all. Who's defending unborn children?

I believe there's a special place in hell for everyone responsible for this.

KEVIN McGINTY, Topeka