Manimal Watch!
The State of the Union address by former Texas Gov. George Bush hasn't really stirred up anyone's emotions - either for or against. There just wasn't much there there.
But the most unexpected line in last night's address has to be Bush's rousing condemnation of human-animal hybrids -- not a major topic on anyone's radar, at least until now.
Leave it up to Karl "I Love Amerika" Rove to come up with a new common enemy for us to worry about. If terrorists are not enough, what about them manimals!
And very true, we have none on George Bush's watch, nor likely will we. Though I would pay to see the mating of Karl Rove with a female gorilla.
Dr. Moreau, meet George Bush. I'm sorry, but the President is insisting that you no longer create wolfmen, cheetagirls, monkeymen and armadillogirls on your island. Yes, we know it's science, but the President is not so sure he even believes in science, much less your so-called research into bettering the species by inserting lion DNA into embryos. But, Dr. Moreau, please do not abort the ones you already have begun. They are God's creatures, even with those snouts, and every fertilized egg is precious. But you can freeze them if you want to.
Do you think that Bush, or one of his lackeys, accidentally read a Newsweek article (probably in the john) about mice with injected human adult stem cells? Is that where he got the idea that manimals are as dangerous to our way of life as Osama?
Will there be war, like in the X-Men movies, with the mutants? Can two manimals marry, as long as they are of the same sex? Do you think King Kong was really a manimal? You have to wonder where his parents were. At an old ape's home on Skull Island?
It does make you wonder what animals are doing behind our backs.
But the most unexpected line in last night's address has to be Bush's rousing condemnation of human-animal hybrids -- not a major topic on anyone's radar, at least until now.
Leave it up to Karl "I Love Amerika" Rove to come up with a new common enemy for us to worry about. If terrorists are not enough, what about them manimals!
And very true, we have none on George Bush's watch, nor likely will we. Though I would pay to see the mating of Karl Rove with a female gorilla.
Dr. Moreau, meet George Bush. I'm sorry, but the President is insisting that you no longer create wolfmen, cheetagirls, monkeymen and armadillogirls on your island. Yes, we know it's science, but the President is not so sure he even believes in science, much less your so-called research into bettering the species by inserting lion DNA into embryos. But, Dr. Moreau, please do not abort the ones you already have begun. They are God's creatures, even with those snouts, and every fertilized egg is precious. But you can freeze them if you want to.
Do you think that Bush, or one of his lackeys, accidentally read a Newsweek article (probably in the john) about mice with injected human adult stem cells? Is that where he got the idea that manimals are as dangerous to our way of life as Osama?
Will there be war, like in the X-Men movies, with the mutants? Can two manimals marry, as long as they are of the same sex? Do you think King Kong was really a manimal? You have to wonder where his parents were. At an old ape's home on Skull Island?
It does make you wonder what animals are doing behind our backs.
posted by Robert | 2:16 PM
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